Don’t get on Snapchat and tell the world your housemate is a thieving, stealing dude, particularly if he isn't.
Last week we discovered Dan Houston couldn’t sleep with bed sheets, because his housemate Aidyn Johnson was pinching his sheets
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Chad Wingard was the news-breaking journo who broadcast it to the world on the portadelaidefc Snapchat account.
Does @chadwingard20 have a future as an investigative journo? This is big news from our Snapchat story last week pic.twitter.com/zzd6eLtL7h
— Port Adelaide FC (@PAFC) August 17, 2016
So we went digging in the Office and found Aidyn Johnson himself.
Our investigation uncovered a pretty stark contradiction.
Apparently, Dan Houston is just lazy.
“It’s not me, he’s just too lazy to put sheets on.”
Disturbingly, we’re not sure if that means Dan Houston actually prefers to sleep on a mattress.
We might need to keep digging.
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