TRAVIS BOAK will be at Port Adelaide until the end of 2019, so we decided to jump ahead and wonder what the future might look like when the Power skipper is 31 years old...
BOAK: New contract for captain
People will be getting around on hoverboards
Whether it's the Mattel Hover Board from Back to the Future II, albeit a few years late, or these other hoverboard contraptions, we reckon the Power playing group will be getting to training without the aid of a car.
CRYPTIC CLUE: You won't believe the link between Boaky and a TV puppet
Port Adelaide will have 100,000 members
...and China our biggest market outside of South Australia perhaps?
No one will care about Kim and Kanye
But perhaps their as-yet imaginary third child 'Power' West will have captured the hearts of the world (at least moreso than elder brothers North and Saint)...
HOWLER: portadelaidefc.com.au gets too excited about Boak's new deal
There still won’t be a Tasmanian AFL team
Sorry Tassies. But membership.
THE SECOND CLUE: What will tomorrow's announcement be about?
There will be another 54 rule changes
Actually, that's probably the most likely thing on this list...
