YOU guys loved the Ugly Sweater. 

To celebrate, we've scoured the pages of old merchandise catalogues to bring you...

The top ten worst Port Adelaide merch items ever made

10. This straightjacket-like ladies casual sweater. 

9. The retro bomber jacket, feat. the waves of the Port Adelaide shores. 

8. Everything about this reflective, electric teal rain jacket is terrifying.  

7. Paul Evans is rocking the 'weekend dad' creme Montana Top a little too well. 





















6. These midrift cut ladies tees absolutely scream 1998.




















5. This guy is loving himself sick in the Fleecy Panelled Pullover.



























4. Gavin "Picasso" Wanganeen and Brendon "Polar Fleece" Lade have a lot of explaining to do. 




















3. These Power Bugs and Wiley loose-fit tees, only $25 -  circa 1997. 






















2. This Port Power chambray button up shirt, paired with the Port Adelaide Members tie. It's casual denim meets smart business. 

























1. Silk Port Adelaide pyjamas for the lady and gentleman! Bed time never looked so good.