1. If he could describe himself in one word, it would be 'happy'

(We think he'd be pretty happy after selection this week)

2. In the movie about his life, he'd be played by Logan Austin.

3. His favourite team to play against is Norwood.

It might become Melbourne by Sunday morning.

4. He'd love to see midfield development coach Jacob Surjan take on Nathan Krakouer in a cage fight

Interesting combo

5. He thinks this man should be Prime Minister

Yes.

6. And this bloke should have a show at next year's Fringe Festival

We agree.

7. His nickname is 'Chooka'

We don't know why... yet

8. His favourite Olympic sport is athletics

And if his pace is anything to go by, probably the running events.

9. He's scared of spiders.

Aren't we all?

10. He describes his favourite motivation music as 'Classics'

We're not sure which of these he actually means...