You decide.
DID your better half tear the remote away from you during INSIDE Port Adelaide to watch the Bachelorette?
Well, you basically got to see the Port players anyway.
1. Dave the Plumber, aka, Matt White and Eddie McGuire's love child. 
2. Richie the chisel-jawed, milky-white complexioned gentleman. 
3. Extremely unnerving sleep technician*, Drew.
*denotes harborer of strange birds
4. Terrifyingly unkempt philanthropist Shane. 
5. The absurdly attractive air steward Tony. 
Current season length is ideal, say supporters.
Read nowThe Port Adelaide Football Club acknowledges the land on which we train and play, are based on the traditional lands of the Kaurna people. We respect their spiritual relationship with their country. We also acknowledge Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people as the traditional custodians of Australia and that their cultural and heritage beliefs are still as important to the living people today.
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