Impey’s got the moves

Jarman Impey might just be following the footsteps of former Port Adelaide dancing guru David Rodan. He was caught getting jiggy with a mop at the club last week by teammate Jackson Trengove.

With moves like that you might catch him on the next season of Dancing with the Stars…or Magic Mike 3.

The best way I've ever seen a floor get mopped @jarmanimpey #dancefloor #icing #moppingwithstyle #yeahboy

A video posted by Jackson Trengove (@jacksontrengove12) on Mar 24, 2015 at 2:20am PDT

Clurey’s no spring chicken

Jarman Impey snapped this pic of Tom Clurey after he hit the big 2-1 last week. With the help of an ageing app, he’s looking a little rough around the edges. We might be the only club to have a senior citizen playing in the AFL.

Happy 21st old mate!

Looking a bit old for 21 years of age tommy

A photo posted by jarmanimpey (@jarmanimpey) on Mar 24, 2015 at 12:13am PDT

Krak’s barbiemobile

The tables were turned on club prankster Nathan Krakouer last week. After being awarded player of the week, he ended up with more than he bargained for. Along with prime parking at the club, he was gifted with a pink Barbie car, complete with a personalised number plate.

Rumours say a certain club Aboriginal Programs Manager was behind the gag.