IT’S tough being a Port supporter when your club isn’t in the finals. We’re used to finals and success, and are brought up believing our club is No. 1.
Port Adelaide isn’t playing in this year’s finals series, so we thought we’d help you through it with our September Survival Guide...
September Survival Guide, Part 2
Q: Dear portadelaidefc.com.au, what can I do to keep my mind off the semi finals?
A: Plenty
That's right, there's ample recreations and pastimes that will distract you from two games of football being played this weekend.
Now, we're not guaranteeing they're pleasurable alternatives, but we reckon you'll find more enjoyment in these, than watching those other games...
1. Rearrange your sock drawer
Much more stimulating than the first or second semi finals...
2. Start reading war and peace
It's one of the longest, and hardest things you'll ever read.
3. Paint that wall you've been neglecting...
...And then spend a few hours watching it dry.
4. Watch a replay of a classic senate estimates committee
There are some really gripping reviews of government operations out there...
5. Back up all your old VHS tapes into digital format
If it's an hour long video, it'll take an hour to back it up. Maybe find 48 VHS tapes or something...
SEPTEMBER SURVIVAL GUIDE: Part 1 - which team should you go for?
